Comic Relief & Weird News, Aug 3rd

Well, wouldn't you? I'd break the land-speed record running out of there.
Morgue Workers Scatter After Man Wakes Up and Yells

A butter knife!?! Really?
California Man Attempts Self-Surgery with Butter Knife

Great idea, but I wouldn't want to be the guy in charge of "deposit collection."
Taiwan City Offers to Turn Dog Poo Into Gold

I wasn't sure what I was going to see when I clicked on this one. Art inspired by:
a) Pee-wee from Pee-wee's Playhouse;
or
b) the Pee-wee caught exposing himself in the adult theater.
Luckily, it's art inspired by "the good Pee-wee."
Art Inspired by Pee-wee Herman
And #10 is, of course, my favorite.

Winners of This Year's Bad Fiction Award

Love, love, LOVE the poster for Hansel & Gretel!
Minimalists Posters for Your Favorite Children's Stories

Lol. Might just have to try this one.
From @funnyoneliners
When vacationing at a public campground, a tuba placed on a picnic table will keep adjacent campsites empty.

From @funnyoneliners
My family's Coat of Arms ties at the back.

From @Georg_Grey
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.