Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Comic Relief & Weird News, May 18th

And people wonder why dogs hate mailmen!
A New Twist on "Going Postal"

Wow. Talk about product placement & branding.
Get Your William & Kate . . . condoms?

When I saw this headline, the LAST thing I was thinking was melatonin brownies . . .
US State Riled Up Over "Relaxation Brownie"

Truth in Advertising: A Book That Finally Reflects What Parents Are REALLY Thinking.
A Bedtime Story?

Interesting . . .
Rejected Book Covers vs. The Final Product

Hmmm. When I found this flowchart, hubby laughed his butt off. Then I asked him, "Well? Which kind of redhead am I?" I didn't get an answer because he suddenly remembered he had to go change the oil in both our cars (as well as two of the neighbor's cars).
Which Awful Redhead Stereotype Are You?

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
"Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.
"Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."

Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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