Comic Relief & Weird News, May 25th

Rapture Fail.

Some of these people left their jobs? Boy are their faces red this week:

"Um. Mr. Johnson? About that 'Ha, heathen sinner, you'll be here next week but I won't' letter I left for you on Friday. . ."

But chin up, little campers! There's always 2012!

In the meantime, somebody buy Mr. Camping a calculator, so he can finally get the math right.

Believers Prepare for the End of the World

And on a related note:

This Week in Buzz: Special Rapture Edition

I'm sure that everyone mom of a teen girl can relate to this one (like me; raised . . . three . . . teen . . . girls; the tenth circle of hell is a vacation in comparison). The difference is, we've all done this IN OUR HEADS, not for real . . .

Mom Runs Over Daughter (video)

Weird . . . but incredibly cool

Album Covers as Incredibly Detailed Bento Box Lunches

Last week, I posted about how the CDC's Zombie Apocalypse was an ingenious way to get the word out about disaster preparedness. It worked too well!
"Zombie Apocalypse" campaign crashes website

Creepy . . . definitely creepy!

Creepy or Provocative? Paintings of Little Boys Smoking

Just don't put it anywhere near a Disney store! Headline: Thousands of children traumatized after seeing Hello Kitty eat Mickey Mouse!

Hello Kitty Themepark

Lol. Lots of pages on this one, but worth it!

If Sarcasm Ruled the World

from @funnyoneliners 

I thought I finally found my groove. Turns out, it's a rut.

One day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.

"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!"