Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Comic Relief & Weird News, May 4th

If she does this for Easter, I wonder what she plans to do for his birthday!
Woman busted for buying hooker for dad, 80

Hitler reacts to Bin Laden news

Dude. You're using them wrong. That's not going to help your throat at all.
Man urinates on cough drops

And they say there aren't any good deals at school swap meets. : P
8-year old buys loaded gun for $3 . . . at school

Alas, poor Garfield, I knew him . . .
World's Most Unhealthy Lasagna Has 71,000 Calories

Bin Laden Tweeting from Hell

From @Georg_Grey 
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel


A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright

Funny and gross . . . and unfortunately, often true:
The worst public restrooms I've been in: a tie between the restrooms in a rural Flea Market (held year-round, inside a building) and a Kentucky Golden Corral (inexpensive buffet restaurant). The flea market bathrooms were bad because apparently everyone was used to using the outhouse, so the toilets looked like they hadn't been flushed all day . . . and around 2000 people pass through the flea market on any given day. The restaurant bathrooms were clean(ish), but every surface, including the backs of the toilets, was covered in food-crusted plates. I've never eaten anything so delicious that I couldn't stop long enough to use the restroom. Honestly! Who takes a plate of food to the bathroom with them!?!

Women are angels , and when someone cuts their wings, they continue to fly .... on a broomstick. We're flexible that way!


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