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Saturday, January 22, 2011

They shouldn't let me play with the Internet

Lots of random stuff this week. I shouldn't be allowed to surf aimlessly because I end up at places like these.

How to Make Your Shopping Cart Suck Less
Take heed, webmasters! My biggest complaint is that "Captcha" junk. I'm not as young as I used to be and I've spent way too much of my life squinting in front of a computer screen (and staying up late watching Star Trek movies in the dark). I'm almost ready for one of those phones with buttons as big as playing cards, so don't make stuff hard for me to read!

If You Do This in an Email, I Hate You
Ugh. We've all been here, too. I get so many of the decorated emails, and I can tell you that the three favorite things to decorate email with are Tinkerbell, kittens, and those babies that are dressed up like flowers. If I ever make a horror movie, it's going to be about murderous fang-toothed babies dressed up like flowers.

SlushPile Hell
One for the writers. I would make a terrible editor/agent . . . all my replies to letters like these would start out, "Dear Num-nutz . . . "

Ask the Warlord
Today he offers counseling for Dungeons and Dragons couples.

2-Minute Laugh Montage
I had to include this one; I can never get enough of Bruce Campbell (Ash).

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