Wacky Wednesday, Mar. 2nd

Remember that time I said I'd try anything once? I lied.
Video: Pizzeria serves grubs, snounts, bull penis


Um . . . they are calling it organic and free range? As opposed to breast milk from moms held in captivity?
Shop to make breast milk ice cream


Next year, this competition is going to take place in my front yard. I need to put up a fence, & digging post-holes stinks! As a matter of fact, I could use my roof re-shingled . . . anyone up for a nail-driving competition?
Japan's Annual Hole Digging Competition


And I thought I was protective of my cookies! I've never actually beat anyone over them (icy stares for cookie-snatchers, sure, but no physical blows).
Dispute over Thin Mints gets physical


Weird fact of the day:

Fact: About 7% of the average person's body weight is comprised of blood (via @YourLittleAcre)

So to lose that last stubborn 5 pounds, you could exsanguinate (don't try this at home!)


Whatever you do, DON'T SNEEZE!
The World's Smallest Aquarium


How to Ask Your Boss For a Raise


I heard Mayan calendars are selling like there's no tomorrow. (via @funnyoneliners and @SpacemanQuisp)

And words to live by (via @Georg_Grey): Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.