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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Comic Relief & Weird News, Jun 29th

I don't even know what to say about this one. What's really stunning is that another bag was found a week earlier.
35 Pounds of Vomit Found in Bag Outside Store

I can't even keep my status updated while I'm doing housework!
Utah Man Updated Facebook Status During Standoff

Hilarious, but don't follow the link if you're squeamish. Just the "test" for pinworms had me saying WTF! Who would really do that?
"Here, honey. You stay up with this roll of duct tape . . . ."
Attack of the Killer Facts: Grossest and Weirdest Facts Ever

Actually, some of these are pretty cool. The eyeball gumballs, bloody brain meat, and psycho shower curtain would make a great gift for the horror fan in your life.
10 of the Most Disgusting Things You Can Actually Buy on Amazon

Latest food craze:
Fried Kool-Aid.
And yes, because I am a fried food connoisseur, I looked up a recipe:
Recipe for Fried Kool-Aid
I haven't tried it yet, but you know I will.

New High-Tech Grocery Store (from CleanJokes4U)
A new super high tech grocery store recently opened in Orlando, Florida. It has the standard automatic water misters to keep the produce fresh, but just before it mists, one hears the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When one passes the diary freezer, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh mown hay. Going in the meat department one can smell the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and barbecued ribs. When you pass the fresh eggs case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of morning eggs and bacon. In the bread department, a tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and soft warm rolls. But I don't buy my toilet paper there any more.

From @funnyoneliners
They said the baby looked liked me until they turned it right sight up.

From @funnyoneliners & @blobert
I'm not allowed on Disney cruise ships ever since that whole "poop deck" misunderstanding.

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