Saturday, February 12, 2011

Evil Beaver? (Jerry Mathers)

There was no dress code when I worked in computer programming, either, but we had to at least wear pants.

Top Ten Reasons Writing Fiction Rocks

Hm. Must be a writer-thing: my cats look at me accusingly, too ("Why aren't you in the study, writing? 'Tabitha's Salon Takeover' will be on again later.") Or Maybe it's not that they want me to write; maybe they just don't like having to watch "Tabitha's Salon Takeover."

A Day in the Life of an Unemployed Writer Person

Don't forget to scroll down. There are 10 bonus signs after the original list. And yes, I AM a Twitter addict.

Warning Signs of Twitter Addiction

Cue Omen music. Who knew Jerry Mathers could look so evil!

12 Signs Your Kid Will Become a Supervillian

I'm a big fan of short, simple jokes (or as my hubby would say, "She likes the lamest jokes EVER!"). A couple of my favorites:

via  @Derek_Haines on Twitter
Suicide bombing instructor: 'Now, I'm only going to show you this once! Ok?'

 via @daytonward on Twitter
If you can read this, my #$%@$#! cloaking device is broken! (StarTrekBumperStickers)

And the one that's a life-long favorite (if you ever meet me in-person, I'll torture you by telling you this joke at least once, and probably more).

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey! Did you know there's a drink named after you?" Grasshopper looks stunned. "There's a drink named 'Steve'?"

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