Goodbye to the old weird year

Kissless Christmas
Aw! Now what are the drunken revelers going to stand under to embarrass themselves at the office Christmas party?

Glow in the Dark Tourism
I went on vacation in Russia and all I got was this lousy radiation burn.

Flamingos Gather in Flamingo Shape
Wow. Talk about a bunch of camera hams!

Mutant Mosquitoes Released into the Wild
Apparently, watching the movie Mimic needs to be a prerequisite to receiving a science degree!

Woman Sues Google For Exposing Her Underwear on Street View
I think I can find who's really to blame: Woman Sues Google For Exposing Her Underwear on Street View. Don't hang your laundry in view of the street. I wouldn't want creepy neighbor Earl ogling my underwear on the line, much less the whole world (hey! Did you ever notice how close "Googling" and "ogling" are?)

And last but not least:
The Weird Science Awards for 2010